purple head

the purple head is the tip of the penis, more noticeable if you have been circumcised

john: dude my purple head is puffy today
joe: is it purple?
john: yeah

by gooeyduck69 June 5, 2020

Purple Hammer

When you grab your dick and squeeze it until the head turns purple, then mercilessly punch the head or with a purple mallet/hammer. This act is usually done intoxicated and was originated by New Hampshire's own Matthew "Bordmatt" Warriner.

Hey what is Bordmatt doing?
Oh he is just over there doing his Purple Hammer thing.

by KatieBanks, Bordmatt September 5, 2013

purple dildo

if you go to the police station bathroom in "San Andreas" and go to the shower there is a big purple double sided dildo that you can pick up and beat people with

Hey, lets go beat the shit out of some bitch with this purple dildo.

by missourimaniac May 13, 2005

Purple Head

purple head: the bell shaped extrusion at the out-ward facing end of a penis. at the summit of un-mutated purple heads lies a hole (usually called an 'eye') that continues through the penis and into the body. a white fluid is ejaculated out of the eye of a purple head.

those kids put itching powder in my calvins and now i've got an itchy purple head

by Daniel McCabe ..vote for this one you know its rig October 25, 2003

Purple Carpet

When a woman has been punched in the Vagina so hard it turns purple from the bruise. Hence the purple and if she doesn't shave, then the carpet.

You keep messing with me woman and you'll end up with purple carpet.

by d1rt May 16, 2011

purple sticky

mmmm:
salvia. you smoke it but it is kinda expensive but it is worth it. dont be scared because you WILL see scary things! its like acid.

When you use purple sticky you are wild!
hallucinate, salvie, acid, purple, smoke

by skyybaby May 20, 2008

purple bag

a bag of sex toys used by lesbians

Do me a favor and grab the dental dam from the purple bag. Thanks

by Vincent of the Christ September 10, 2011