loose wood

Loose wood is having an erection out of nowhere for no reason
by Hat_Man December 18, 2017
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Loose Dog

when you are doing doggy style on the bed and the girl you fucking is mad loose
by Cookierobot69 March 11, 2019
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Loose chester

A female, most likely from sacramento, Ca, that has a loose pussy from letting the gang hit
Man you cant mess with that loose chester we trained her last week
by Alex churchward October 28, 2021
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loose salsa

An alternative, more hillbilly way to describe a salsa made with fresh ingredients (pico de gallo or salsa fresca); unlike other salsas made with tomato sauce/paste to thicken the consistency of it.
"Nothing quite beats a slow-cooked hobo-scramble with lots of black pepper flakes and loose salsa."

"Can I geet some of der' loose salsa for mi tacohs?"
by supereboy February 04, 2021
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Loose Custard

Noun: A vaginally cavity after multiple men have finished inside.

(See eggnog)
Erica was left with loose custard after all of her coworkers had their way with her and gone to the clinic.
by Unenthusiastic Owl October 27, 2022
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(LPE)Loose Pussy Energy

(Loose Pussy Energy) Similar to “small dick energy” is when a woman is carrying herself in an inappropriate manner or act’s similar to a Karen(AKA, acting like a hoe).

Could also be called a young Karen)

EX 1: A woman is dressed skimpy at a bar
EX 2: A girl orders a 4oz Filet at a restaurant and is mad that it is not 8oz
Use EX 1: That girl just yelled at a kid for being too loud,(LPE)loose pussy energy right there!

Use EX 2: College girls always dress up like hoe’s on Halloween because of their (LPE)loose pussy energy
by M1on Eu$k December 18, 2023
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Loose Deuce

Pick up some dog shit and feel it’s consistency. If it falls out of your hand it is loose if it doesn’t then it’s firm.
I picked up some loose deuce from my dog yesterday.
by ArchivedHandle69 February 26, 2021
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