soccer mom

the worst people next to to the guys at peta.they are always enforcing censorship,taking their kids to sporting event that the don't wan't compete in,and going to pta meetings

Me:hey dude,have you heard blood sugar sex magik?

Soccer Mom:how could your parents let you listen to that smut!
me:well,because my parents don't care if a song has cuss words in it.they know its not their decsion whast i listen to.
later i come in contact with the same soccer mom while playing my on hot minute cd
Soccer Mom:turn that stuff off!there are children present!

I grab my machette and slice her head off and continue my day

by futuramafan May 26, 2008

mom boner

A mother's arousal caused by extreme accomplishment and success of her child.

Watching her child give the valedictorian speech at graduation gave Lydia a mom boner.

by Old Barney July 18, 2017

trunk mom

A mom that puts her kids in the trunk of a car

Ohhhh you're one of those moms *sees kids in the back of the trunk* aka trunk mom

by Tpeezy November 13, 2013

vencel's mom

really curvy women with an hourglass figure

kim kardashian has a vencel's mom figure

by localcatlover March 15, 2022

mom-croon

(Noun) A dance move invented at the 2014 Grammy Awards. To sway, preform, and sing along to a song in a extremely emotional or sentimental way, possibly incorporating hand motions. Eyes closed, lost in the music. The way your mom gets taken away by a tune from her high school days, glass of red wine in her hand, shuffling around the room as her teenage kids roll their eyes in disdain. Cynics may judge the Mom-Crooners (MC's as they are commonly referred to in the dance world) as it is a form of dance only perfected by those willing to be absolutely swept away by the feels you get when you hear a certain song. Those who know how to Mom Croon cannot see the eye rolls of haters. They have reached a level of musical transcendence that is hater-proof. Once you perfect the mom croon, you are truly free.

"Oh look, Taylor's being embarrassing again- just mom-crooning in the corner by herself because Sometimes by Britney Spears came on. Oh God. Now she's crying."

by iknowplacesicankillyou November 3, 2015

Dans mom

Who I ride after school

I fuck dans mom on a regular basis

by SheevTheSenate66 September 17, 2021

emo mom

A wonderful woman that loves their emo kid and accepts them because they realize they are cool and helps them dye their hair and go shopping for the right emo clothes. Emo moms are accepting of their child and any any challenges life throws their way. An emo Mom also listens to all emo songs, AND enjoys them too!

I am so glad my Mom was so accepting of my new style and music, she is a terrific Emo Mom!

by Xx of the Mazzy August 12, 2016