Other people "YoU nEeD tO cArE mOrE aBoUt OtHeR pEoPlE!!!"
Hym "But... YOU'RE 'other people'... You... You want me to care... more about YOU?" 🤨
Other people 😐 "Yes. And do what we want you to do."
Hym 🤨 "You...You see how... Ok. So, to YOU, I'M 'other people.' "
Other people 😐 "And?"
Hym "Sooo... Why don't you try caring more about ME (as other people) and doing what I want YOU to do?"
Other people 🤬 "You're a selfish narcissist!! You need to care more about us!!!"
Hym "So... Jesus Christ 😩+🤦+🤏 So, I start caring about you and doing what you want. At what point do you begin to care about me and start doing what I want?"
Other people 😐
Hym "Is that not a thing that happens?"
Other people "Not everything needs to be about you." 😐
Hym "Will anything EVER be about me?"
Other people 😐
Hym "............... Just going to fuckin stand there and look at me, huh? When do 'other people' start to care about me?"
Other people 😐
Hym "Yeah, ok... Alright... Um... Yeah, I don't know what to say here... I... I don't see what I have to gain from caring about you."
Other people"You're egocentric."
Hym 🤦 "That's... That's not a response to the thing I said... Ok. I don't see this going anywhere. No. I'm not doing that."
Hym "But... YOU'RE 'other people'... You... You want me to care... more about YOU?" 🤨
Other people 😐 "Yes. And do what we want you to do."
Hym 🤨 "You...You see how... Ok. So, to YOU, I'M 'other people.' "
Other people 😐 "And?"
Hym "Sooo... Why don't you try caring more about ME (as other people) and doing what I want YOU to do?"
Other people 🤬 "You're a selfish narcissist!! You need to care more about us!!!"
Hym "So... Jesus Christ 😩+🤦+🤏 So, I start caring about you and doing what you want. At what point do you begin to care about me and start doing what I want?"
Other people 😐
Hym "Is that not a thing that happens?"
Other people "Not everything needs to be about you." 😐
Hym "Will anything EVER be about me?"
Other people 😐
Hym "............... Just going to fuckin stand there and look at me, huh? When do 'other people' start to care about me?"
Other people 😐
Hym "Yeah, ok... Alright... Um... Yeah, I don't know what to say here... I... I don't see what I have to gain from caring about you."
Other people"You're egocentric."
Hym 🤦 "That's... That's not a response to the thing I said... Ok. I don't see this going anywhere. No. I'm not doing that."
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Get the Other Bed mug.This phrase is used when indicating that both parties are to blame and that it is unfair to blame only one side without the other.
Sidney - He is a terrible person, she should leave him.
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Get the You can't blame one without blaming the other mug.When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.
Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.
Respect.
Respect.
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Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
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In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
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