School

A place that is supposed to help you learn but instead stamps out natural curiousity. Where they say they want you to learn think critically. However, most of the time, they expect you to sit at a desk and come up with the same answers and ideas as everyone else. But they do want you to think critically, just only when the curriculum calls for it. The rest of the time, any critical thinking is regarded a off topic or just plain rude.

Though the point of school is to prepare people for life, school does not do this.

15 more days till summer vacation. I can't wait till school ends!

by Hope this name isn't taken July 2, 2019

School

The place where people ages five-eighteen (and occasionally higher ages) are sent to be publically humiliated, beat up, and fed cardboard.

Noun

Other words related to school are; hell harrowing detestable foul abhorrent vile insufferable odious

Do I really have to go to school?

by TeenCoffeeAddict October 14, 2017

School

The place where all types of demons exist from annoying students whose whole purpose of existing is to piss you off to damn retarded ass sexist teachers. You go to school for 6 hours to learn boring history, damn poetry and algebra which you don’t use. You also gotta survive the stupid teachers which only constantly look and check on you every 2 minutes. Then when you late for your damn class for 1 minute cos your previous class was all the way across the other side of the school the teacher goes rage mode and scolds you talking shit about 5 minutes. However it’s not over yet when you forgot to bring some shit the teacher always scolds you while your friend sitting in the damn corner playing his damn iPad doesn’t get the bullshit. Oohhh noooo i’m not done yet, after having to deal with all this shit you still got those stupid ass students which constantly roast and tease you to the max with his friends, the year sevens who boss you around in football and the damn pieces of shit which won’t let you talk cos if you do you gonna get teased or roasted. Just when you feel that life is pointless and suicide is the solution, the new transfer students comes in outa knowhere and before you know it he becomes yo best friend with all the properties of one and is the only thing keeping you from leaving the school.

School is hell

by An Asian October 8, 2017

School

To be held against your will to work and learn about useless things; jail.

Person 1: What are you learning in school?
Person 2: About using the formula x=L-W/H-Y(F-g)+S•k
Person 1: Is that suppose to help you calculate the exact angle to cut hair at?
Person 2: of course not it helps you find x which is the value of the equation.
Person 1: Why do you care? Why do you need to know that crap just to style hair?!?!
Person 2: Because I have to know how to find x or the total of the equation for when I am solving a problem involving that equation.
Person 1: When are you solving the equation?
Person 2: I don't know.
Person 1: AKA, never!
Person 2: But it's school I have to learn it.

Person 1: That sucks.

by your real name (rebel) July 7, 2016

school

a place where kids get depression, anxiety, and loose their will to live, its hell on earth

teacher: who likes school?
Student: no one
Teacher: why?
Student: its hell

by LittleShit420 May 27, 2022

school

S=seven
c=cruel
h=hours
o=of
o=our
l=lives

"welcome to school" "you mean seven, cruel, hours, of, our, lives"

by lolubot October 25, 2019

School

A place we spend during 7 hrs of our life that we can never get back. it is a useless hellhole that we are forced to go to because of our brainless government. sometimes I wonder why we go. about 95% of the time. we won't need the information that is provided to us, so why learn it. also what is the point of feeding us when you can stretch out the food with a effing fork. also, everyone at said place are fake, useless, ugly, molerats.

child: mom I went to a place full of morons I need help!
mom: oh thats called school sweetie.

by the local rat in your air vent March 13, 2019