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Mateo

a stubby, aids ridden, treestump-lengthed cock having, more or less brain dead retard, especially if there last name is Garmendia. Did i mention the CHODE?
by agartha November 20, 2025
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mateo

that guys a cuck nah he’s hella mateo
by urban dictionary. December 8, 2025
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Mateo

Hey look there's mateo
Awoooooo
by Sicknasty3 December 17, 2025
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Mareol

A person who has more in common with a computer program than humans
Hes such a Mareol he could be AI
by Hotpinkpoison December 31, 2025
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mystery makeout

when the male ejaculates semen into a drink mixer. then the female squirts cum into the same drink mixer. then use the drink mixer and mix the females cum and the males cum together. when the substance is properly mixed, both the male and the female take drink as much as they can. when they do that then they makeout with the substance in their mouths.
hey, ally wanna have a mystery makeout tonight?
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Indie Mayer

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A down to earth dreamer who takes really good pictures and is fantastic at editing. She's an environmentalist, vegan, and a lesbian. She's a member of PETA and a musician. She is very unique and has almost 5,000 facebook friends but says she only knows probably about five of them.
When I grow up I want to be just like Indie Mayer
by Imperfect97 October 27, 2011
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The Mayer

Also known as the "stick, lick and poke", The Mayer describes when John Mayer fingers his asshole, give it a taste, then jams his fingers in his nostrils.
I was looking for a little love on the weekend, so I lit some candles and gave myself The Mayer
by deevis January 14, 2017
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