Guy 1: My dad is bill gates
Guy 2: Don't be a Marine
Guy 1: i cant feel pain
Guy 2: *punches Guy 1*
Guy 1: WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?*cries*
Guy 2: i thought you said you didint feel pain, stop being such a marine
Guy 2: Don't be a Marine
Guy 1: i cant feel pain
Guy 2: *punches Guy 1*
Guy 1: WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?*cries*
Guy 2: i thought you said you didint feel pain, stop being such a marine
by Dr.Savage October 30, 2016
Get the Marinemug. While most Marines are genuine, this type goes on a PCS while his wife is pregnant and critically ill and in the ICU. He doesn't tell his subordinates about her condition bc that would lose his position to be a Marine Fuck.
He gets to his new duty station (San Diego in this case) and fucks every girl in his apartment building, his coworkers, and numerous bar whores. Covid happens and wife is unable to travel, making Marine Fuck feel mightier than tho. All the while convincing his wife, who works a full time job, raises their now 4 children, to stay behind bc he is focused on "making rank and going to school."
Wife finds out about husband's affairs after testing positive for STDS.
Marine Fuck tells all his whores he's a poor pitiful single Marine "raising kids". . . . Which are all lies to drop the panties and introduce them to a world of diseases. ✌️
He gets to his new duty station (San Diego in this case) and fucks every girl in his apartment building, his coworkers, and numerous bar whores. Covid happens and wife is unable to travel, making Marine Fuck feel mightier than tho. All the while convincing his wife, who works a full time job, raises their now 4 children, to stay behind bc he is focused on "making rank and going to school."
Wife finds out about husband's affairs after testing positive for STDS.
Marine Fuck tells all his whores he's a poor pitiful single Marine "raising kids". . . . Which are all lies to drop the panties and introduce them to a world of diseases. ✌️
by CHEATINGUSMC April 30, 2023
Get the Marine Fuckmug. Is to ethier dip your balls into your partners or your own bodily fluids and then have sweaty sex with you partner.
by ZagiSoulStealer January 17, 2024
Get the Marinate dat gatormug. Bro's a good guy. He's a wizard at computers, and he's amazing at everything. All his teachers love him. ESPECIALLY Ms.K. He's so good at tennis, he hits poeple with the ball!
*BOOM*
*YESSIR*
He has much rizz.
Also, he is extremely and undenably handsome. >:-D
*BOOM*
*YESSIR*
He has much rizz.
Also, he is extremely and undenably handsome. >:-D
by Percentage LTD January 5, 2024
Get the Andrew Marinmug. When kicking in a door and kill everyone and everything then come out bloody and none of it is yours
by Crazycox April 21, 2022
Get the Marine Tamponmug. that marin is so perfect!
by corgisrbest March 15, 2022
Get the Marinmug. She is a beautiful girl. She has sparkling green eyes and pretty brown hair. She’s the smartest person I know, amazing at math. She could get any guy she wants. I love her. ❤️
by Abcdefg_603 February 10, 2022
Get the Nika Marinmug.