amish logic

Completely circular bullshit of the highest degree.

Dude, that is totally amish logic.

by MysticBullshitter January 24, 2015

jorge logic

When a good friend will charge you for simple favors.

Can you help me install my TV, jorge?
"I need a tip to help you out."
Yup Jorge logic.

by Metal Kite March 19, 2020

playground logic

When someone like another person and picks on them to show it, like little kids in a playground.

A: "He keeps teasing her but says he likes her"
B: "He's using playground logic

by F.Weasley August 21, 2015

Thomas Knaack Logic

(noun)

A mind bending form of reasoning that seems paradoxical, absurd, or impossible at first, but the deeper you think about it, the more it forces you to question everything.

It often involves circular logic, unconventional perspectives, or a level of trolling so advanced that it blurs the line between genius and madness.

1: “If the universe is infinite, then somewhere out there, you’ve already had this conversation before.”

Person 2: “That’s ridiculous.”

Person 3: “Nah, that’s Thomas Knaack logic.”

by Bbecks February 1, 2025

illogical..logic

A tiktok user with over 25k followers.

“Hey! Who’s that one tiktoker you watch?”
“Do you mean illogical..logic”
“Yes!”

by honeymorganmoon September 6, 2021

Junkie logic

When somebody is so high on drugs or something else to where their lies make no sense their stories have no point and they try to convince people and believe their selves that they make sense

My boyfriend actually thinks he's convincing with his junkie logic when you tell me some b******* story that makes up to a no sense.

by Darthfraai November 4, 2023

Tyler logic

Anyone named olu is wrong and olu logic is a myth Tyler's opinion is always right when it's against someone named olu

I used Tyler logic to prove olu logic wrong

by Kingdestroyer910 October 9, 2025