Lincoln

bro. he is so sus, like for some reason he is "busy" all the time. he is a chill friend probably not the best boyfriend... he doesn't take any risks and stays to normal things. lincoln is the rule follower, most likely will not do anything that is somewhat bad. he is a great friend that is there but doesn't give the best advice.

lincoln: (says he has to go) "gotta go"
friend: "why"
Lincoln: "I'm busy, but I'll text you"

by jigalyfish13 May 22, 2021

Sneaky Lincoln

Devious back shots in the theater.

Eric had been conversing with the fine lady and desperately praying for a sneaky lincoln.

by MercilessUrchin October 28, 2024

pimp lincoln

After the Loud family’s (The Loud House) parents die, they are stuck in poverty. Their only son, Lincoln, pimps out his sisters to make a living.

Clyde: Nice rack Lori!
Pimp Lincoln: Everything goes according to plan.

by lulu_officially December 24, 2024

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025

Linn County Lincoln Log

The act of deficating upon a female meth dealers chest in return for a discount on a gram in Linn County Missouri

Bobby... I saved myself $8 on this gram we're tweaking on by giving Teresa the ole Linn County Lincoln Log...she loves it!

by Uncle Eddie 985 August 22, 2025

Lincoln

A nonchalant with a small penis

Woman: How's it going Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nothing much I got a small penis how about you.

by trosa456 February 10, 2025

Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025