oliver lane

The feeling you get having had an anal douche session, followed by an anal bleaching then lastly a fisting from a wart-handed, homeless, incest librarian assistant. It resembles the feeling of brutal felching with one's own extremely attractive step sister.

Blimey, it feels as if I've just had an Oliver lane.

oliver lane by Saganh January 12, 2014

colorado lane change 

An extremely rapid lane change without looking, usually on a cell phone. This can be achieved in both city and highway traffic at any speed other than the posted speed limit.

While driving home from work, a truck colorado lane changed and came two inches from my passenger door almost running me off the road. (This shit happens on a daily basis. And no its not the damn californians)

colorado lane change by biggrizz August 2, 2014

left lane jackass 

Left Lane Jackass (LLJ): A person driving in the left lane on a highway either at the speed limit or usually slightly below the limit AND the following conditions are present: 1) Another car or cars is behind them wanting to go faster; 2) The person driving is completely unaware of his or her surroundings.

The following conditions are not necessary for the definition, but are frequently observed: There is a blinker flashing and the driver is completely unaware of it and has no intention of changing lanes, and 2) The driver may be talking on a cell phone, putting on make-up, or daydreaming.

Supporting evidence includes: The drivers behind the LLJ appear pissed off, and 2) drivers behind the LLJ are usually tail-gaiting and flashing their lights, however, this usually has no effect, due to condition #2 of the definition.

Passenger: "Hey, is there a traffic jam ahead?"
Driver: No, it's another left lane jackass.
Passenger: Just get a little closer to him, I'm sure he'll move over when he notices us.
Driver: He's frigging clueless, and doesn't even know that I'm 12 inches from his bumper. I think he's talking on his cell phone.

left lane jackass by MeDavebo September 29, 2014

Tard Lane 

Lane of a road where slow and ignorant drivers belong, the right lane. This includes any highway or city street.

This idiot just merged into the passing lane, and he's just doing the speed limit. He belongs in the tard lane.

Tard Lane by quitepedantic November 17, 2015

Left Lane Hero 

That asshat who views every car in the merge lane as a challenge
See also: middle aged men with something to prove

The dude in that volvo is being a real left lane hero by trying to run me off the road

Left Lane Hero by bigdipper87 January 15, 2016

andrew lane 

A sweet, gorgeous, smart, and very musically talented. An Andrew Lane is usually VERY humorous and is a jerk to people who aren't close to him

Wow, you're such an Andrew lane

andrew lane by Gmail ingredients August 16, 2016

D'lane 

Absolute gay cunt

Look at that D'lane!

D'lane by Churrrasyo November 10, 2016