Lionel

To get Lionel (messy) is to get ridiculously drunk and start doing crazy things.

Derives from the name of the Barcelona footballer Lionel Messi.

Messi = Messy.

"Last night got a bit Lionel; I was sick everywhere and Steve didn't come home!"

by thevinmeister October 6, 2009

Lioness

when a female gets on top of her man on all fours like a lion and aggressively kisses him. using teeth and tongue, this looks like a lioness attacking her prey.

Daniel: Dude i walked in on Grace going all Lioness on Cameron the other day.

by The_Lioness December 8, 2013

Tummy Lions

When you reach a point of hunger that your stomach begins to make noise. The noise often sounds like growling. Seeing as lions growl, being hungry is often referred to as having "tummy lions."

see also: hungry

Lemur 1: Dude, what's that noise?
Lemur 2: Oh, that's just my tummy lions.
Lemur 1: When was the last time you ate?
Lemur 2: Oh, last Tuesday or so.

by Lexiboo Reilleh May 24, 2009

Lionel

Used to show a male wishes to have sexual relations with a female. This is due to the 1993 Lionel Ritchie smash hit single All Night Long (All Night), the title elludes to what the male would be doing to said female.

"Oh god, i'd Lionel that."

by The_MDawg May 29, 2008

lioness

A woman older than 60 who stalks men much younger than herself in order to quell a post-menopausal sexual arousal. A lioness is older than the puma, cougar, and jaguar.

"Be careful bra, your cougar looks more like a lioness!"

by mullaney October 26, 2006

Lionel Migration

the most lame and annoying word on u.d

"Lionel Migration keeps coming on my screen when i click random word, thats so lame"

by neilo69o October 20, 2008

lionette

Someone (usually a girl) who is cute and friendly, but is still capable of beating the tar out of people, or slightly sadistic, like a young lion.

Yeah, but she's a lionette. Guess how many knives she has on her?

by .steam November 9, 2010