This is a person that only has sex with homeless people of his or her gender. Perferably homeless french people.
Who Big Matty? Man that guy is a Home le' sexual. He only gets down with a guy if he doesn't shave and smells like cheese dude.
by Matt, Steve, & Travis :() January 09, 2014
When a gals juices have trickles down over her anus, and then she farts, spraying her man with a 'mist like' cloud.
by Nix7080 November 04, 2006
A sexual act performed on a beach between a male and his female "slampiece". At some point during sexual intercourse, the male specimen removes his condom-free member from the female specimen's vagina. He then proceeds to insert his penis into the sand. After this "poke of faith", the male then re-inserts his penis into the female's vagina, and continues to pleasure his lady-friend, as well as himself. Once the climax is reached, the male elects to ejaculate inside of the vagina. With the cooperation of the female, a successful Le Cordon Bleu has been executed.
For spring break, I told my girlfriend that we were going to get Le Cordon Bleu. Little does she know that this one will be on the house.
by McRanchyHands March 09, 2011
1)the french word for: the Happy Meal, from McDonnald. Pronounced: L-eh Joa-y-eh Fay-sten
2) a reference to an oral sexual act
2) a reference to an oral sexual act
1)
Stranger: Bonjour, I want Le Joyeux Festin pleaze
French McDo girl: You are of ze wanting of ze Coka-Cola?
Stranger: WHY CAN'T YOU ACTUALY LEARN ENGLISH?! I'M OUT OF HERE YOU ARSE!!
2)
Guy 1: so, what you did with Sandy last night?
Guy 2: I gave her Le Joyeux Festin
Guy 1: XD
Stranger: Bonjour, I want Le Joyeux Festin pleaze
French McDo girl: You are of ze wanting of ze Coka-Cola?
Stranger: WHY CAN'T YOU ACTUALY LEARN ENGLISH?! I'M OUT OF HERE YOU ARSE!!
2)
Guy 1: so, what you did with Sandy last night?
Guy 2: I gave her Le Joyeux Festin
Guy 1: XD
by MachinegunOarg November 21, 2007
le mathieu a paula est un homme avec les meilleurs bisous et qui a le don d’être extrêmement drôle:)) il aime tromper ses styfes avec encore plus de styfes et à de la misère à contrôler sa colère agressive :(( malgré cela il reste la personne la plus incroyable et unique aux yeux de sa paula qui essaye de faire voir à tout le monde se que elle voit en lui :)) rien :)) mais c’est rien qui comptes
by paulaaaahahaha May 17, 2020
by kokofruit March 01, 2023
Daddy ming le is a very healthy muscular man who can hit the micgriddy straight into your asshole. Daddy Ming le is so handsome, that his McDonald’s curcumcusion chunky testicles are just as bright as headlights. If you meet a daddy Ming le Make sure he doesn’t have a double mcwhopper or he will be very aggressive and horny.
by Hdhdndnd April 07, 2022