kissing wizard

An asshole beard.

The homeless man pulled his pants down and showed them the old kissing wizard.

by bunnykiller138 September 12, 2009

Rhino Kiss

Showing affection to someone by knocking your forehead against theirs. Then immediately after, yell "rhino kiss!" and watch the surprised expression on their face.

Wake up in the morning and instead of leaning in for a real kiss, bonk their head with yours and exclaim, "Rhino Kiss!"

by Box Chubb September 15, 2010

Shabby Kiss

When you kiss someone and they puke.

Fat boy opened his gob and dropped a Shabby Kiss

by Meester Spud August 27, 2008

Carmex Kiss

A kiss shared between lovers after applying ample amounts of Carmex lipbalm.

Person 1: Hey, we've been dating for a year and I just put on a bunch of Carmex, wanna make out?

Person 2: That's a Carmex Kiss!!

by Boston&J.O. April 12, 2010

Submarine kiss

when a male receives oral sex whilst the penis and lower body is submerged in water. the one giving the oral sex must be completely submerged while giving oral sex for it to qualify as a submarine kiss

swimming pools are a useful location to conduct a successful submarine kiss

by Water man May 11, 2014

kiss of the clown

in english we call it red wings, so i asked my south american friends what they call it; and they came back at me with kiss of the clown! I love it and think its a better visual. For those of you that do not know red wings is when you go down on a chick when she has her period.

Dave is excited to go home and get a kiss of the clown

by heinygirl February 20, 2011

Kissing Marathon

Where a couple give eachother continuous small kisses on the lips. Often used when the couple are trying to say goodbye and it lasts a long time.

Girl: "It's so painful to say goodbye to my boyfriend! We had a kissing marathon till like 4 am on my front porch."

Girl's Friend: "Ew. Shut up before I smack you."

by PinkeySherbet July 12, 2011