Karen

A Karen. Not much to say.

Karen said “May I speak to your manager?”

by Lilly478 February 8, 2020

Karen

A crazy lady with usually 3 or 4 kids, married as well but is in love with her ex
Karen usually thinks she is perfect and better then everyone else she usually makes fun of people and thinks everyone is mean to her when they truly are just stating facts.

There Karen again thinking everyone is bullying her

by Declin exend June 8, 2019

Karen

Ah yes a Karen the only one that wants to speak to the manager and the only one the won’t vaccinate her child. A Karen usually has a bob cut that no one cares about and usually talks about her four kids, oh wait now three sorry. Anyway she always thinks she’s right and is married to a “trustworthy” army manz. She wants to represent her country and her six year old at his soccer game. Also Karen wants a divorce and she’s taking the kids with her get over it John!

John: VACCINATE THE KIDS ALREADY
Karen:NO JOHN, ACTUALLY I WANT A DIVORCE

by Itsjusttaylor October 14, 2019

Karen

A Karen is a legendary creature born amongst man

Karens usually have a short temper and must have everything perfect.

If you are hunting for a Karen, look in the following habitats/environments for Karens:
- anywhere with a manager

If u want to identify a Karen, here are some physical traits to look for:
- straight hair, usually short
- a confident/snobby pose
- expensive clothes
- might smell like essential oils
- looks like she tries to hard
- yells at all employees

And finally, when a Karen is stuck in a problem, her immediate instinct is to ask for the manager as intimidatingly as possible

"Geez, why is that lady yelling for the manager like that?!?!"

"Oh, that's because shes a Karen."

"That makes since."

by Sophunny February 20, 2020

Karen

There’s a joke that women by the name of Karen follow a certain stereotype. They are often characterised by their short, sideswept hairstyle, their white clothing, their large (often dolce and Gabbana) sunglasses, their reliance on their begrudged (ex-)husband’s child support/income, though their NOT A PYRAMID SCHEME will take off any day now, their tendency to congregate with other Karens, their claim of custody over the children from one of their marriages, the children of which are always acting annoyingly but she will never intervene and only condone their disrespect and, last but certainly not least, their unrelenting desire to speak to a manager.

They also DEFINITELY drive an Audi TT, new VW Bug or a Mazda MX5.

1. The husband's child support/income, though they're NOT A PYRAMID SCHEME will take off any day now, their tendency to congregate with other Karens', their claim of custody over the children from one of their marriages, the children of which are always acting annoyingly but she will never intervene/discipline them and only condone their disrespect and, last but certainly not least, their unrelenting desire to speak to a manager with that damn haircut.

2. They also DEFINITELY drive an Audi TT, new VW Bug or a Mazda MX5.

by urbanized360 January 4, 2019

karen

Karen has 3 kids she has a short haircut shes a blond loves to speak to the manager and will yell at you for a 3 year expired coupon

Omg its a Karen in her natural habitat

by TurtleBitesThenBarks August 5, 2019

Karen

An intiteld a-hole who has the right to Anyone’s property at any time any where

That lady is such a Karen

by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 30, 2019