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Jonathan

Even though you won't notice Jonathan gets the most girls but he's normally around ugly poeple like Jordan or Jason and he a big dick
Ex:Hey girl does your man have a Jonathan dick
by Natasha Brown April 17, 2017
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Jonathan

Jonathan is very cool and not lonely at all.

He is the best at everything and not terrible at talking to people I promise.

He's super super super amazing and cool and not at all ugly.

This is all very true and not one bit of a lie.
I promise.
You can trust me, this is the Internet, you should always trust the Internet.
"Is that Jonathan? He's soooo cool and popular, look at all them people chasing him"
by PotatoBoy96Virgin October 18, 2022
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Jonathaned

When you accidentally fall down the stairs at the train station and land on a homeless mans dick
Omg my arse hole was jonathaned yesterday
by Smeggywillys September 1, 2021
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Jonathan

person 1: is that a crunch bar
person 2: yes
person 2: *name is jonathan*
by clydethewiggler November 13, 2021
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Jonathan

Always thinks hes getting coochie, fat as fuck, and has a dad thats a bitch. He also gets his basketball hoop from the alleyway.
Jonathan you are annoying af
Ak: “Jonathan your dads a bitch
by imhabesha March 16, 2019
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Luke Jonathan Stumbo

A random girl named Abby that is not friends him: "Wow is that Luke Jonathan Stumbo!!??"
A random girl named Payton that is not friends with him: "Obviously, Im drooling so it must be him!!"
by tigermama1234 December 4, 2024
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a very handsome boy.
Jonathan, Wow you are handsome
-everyone
by Baitrix October 10, 2018
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