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Jonathan

Jonathan is so cool he made the big bang also this person called Dylan that was not his friend has a 2 in
Jonathan is so cool
by coolguy12345678956547654 April 5, 2022
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Jonathan Felix

He's hot sexy and coin belongs to him not zek. Zek is smelly I am best Jonathan is best he pro
Candice : Who is Jonathan Felix
Dicecan : He is hot and sexy
by Cd | Jonathan July 21, 2021
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Jonathan

A literal FUCK MACHINE, will fuck your whole family and you without you realizing it, you will definitely have a great time with this SEX BEAST, they're also super nice and please others in everything, so definitely go out with one.
Person 1: "Did you hear about Jonathan?"

Person 2: "Of course, I am definitely hopping back on that stud"
by TotalHooman May 21, 2021
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jonathan söderberg

Jonathan Söderberg, a very attractive name. Often used as a sex symbol because he has a big penis
Jonathan Söderberg, your penis is so big
by PowerDefinitions101 December 12, 2016
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Jonathan

Jonathan would be someone at school that lost people know and some look up to. He’s can easily make friends due to him being super socail. most girls immediately fall in love with him and his big smile. a flirt for sure and makes sure every girl he sees likes him too. Teases you but not in a bad way that’s just how he is. fucking cute as hell And he knows it. Every girl wishes that they were his girl or friend. You wish you were heather
girl 1: hey who’s that new kid over there? He’s got loads of friends!

girl 2: that’s Jonathan, he’s so cute i know
by grace💚 September 17, 2020
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Jonathan, my Gold

I hope merry this man, have beautiful and very, very, very smart kids and that we can trust, respect, love and support each other, like a dog and a homeless blind man. I love this man. He's the only one, in fact. But, he think he's not. In my heart, you are. And I'm so afraid, cause he is just too perfect to me - and not only to me, for sure... I don't want to lose him, for God's sake... But I'm just a frightened dog in the rain, waiting for him to come to my station. I don't think he will come at time. I will die, starving for his love.
However, I think I never had him and never will. I hope the angels listen to me weeping for him and bring his love to me at once or send me words to fill the void of a life without him, my beloved. Without him, I'm just me: a ghost, a shadow, a dying star in his blue distant eyes.
Jonathan, my Gold... You are like a God so beautiful you are, in every way (sighing)
by ssolombra January 5, 2024
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Jonathan

He is a goofy bitch
HE IS SUCH A JONATHAN
by Idonotliketacos May 13, 2025
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