Intellectual Jizz

The whiney moan that escapes the lips of Harvard (Insert Name of Ivy league or small liberal college) Poly Sci Grad as they realize that there only contribution to society will be Mental Masturbation.

Chad is such a queer. I've been stained by his Intellectual Jizz!!!

by Equites April 10, 2004

jizz muffin

covering a muffin-preferably blueberry, with creamy jizz as a substitute for butter

by jason da shiz k-man June 24, 2003

Jizz Bomb

A Jizz Bomb is a word describing a ball of sperm once shot from the penis while ejaculating.

When I was with tim, gave him a big Jizz Bomb

by Danny T October 27, 2004

jizz angel

definition one: some random girl that you find yourself fucking one night n when u come she demands u shot it all over her face and chest and makes u watch her sparkle like an angel

definition two: a mistake that happens when u shoot ur jizz into the jizz angel in definition number one.. usually ends up being a cute baby unless ur jizz is fucked

definition three: when you shoot your load in the snow n tell someone to go make a snow angel in your dick juice pile

ex #1: damn that jizz angel i had last night was a FREAK

ex #2: i came in that freak last night shes gonna have my little jizz angel! i hope it dosent look like dave mustaine

ex #3: haha, i shot my load today n ur wife layed right in it..SWEET!

by psycho cookie monster September 27, 2009

Jizz Brigade

Someone who belongs to a group of complete tossers; a knob jockey, a complete and utter twat.

Oi? What are you? A member of the Jizz Brigade? Of course Jordan takes it up the Gary!

by DrRista80 March 18, 2010

jizz moint

noun - the puddle of semen that accumulates on an object when ejaculated from the penis.

Bonnie had a jizz moint on her tits after I creamed on her.

by J-Willy P January 17, 2007

jizz moment

When you're watching an action movie and the action in a scene gets so intense that you blow your load due to sheer raw epicness. It's an explosion in your pants.

Joe - Yo, man, I finally watched Die Hard yesterday.
Steve - Shit man, took you long enough. And?
Joe - Holy hell, I had like 20 jizz moments. I couldn't even get up after watching it.

by bigjonny13 April 25, 2011