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jayden uher

the man with the most ginormous, girthy, veiny cock there is
me: that dude jayden uher has the biggest cock evet
richard: yea my mom told me about it
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Jayden

A super sexy man who has a humongous penis, he says the n word too much for a white man. he will fuck all night long and with his elephant trunk that cums like a horse, you can land a boeing 417 on his schlong with room to land 5 more. If you ever have sex with one they will make you pulsate in the pussy with their magnum p5 dick.
i want to jayden you girl
by anonymous September 5, 2023
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jayden

Literally the goofiest kid you will ever meet, he gets no bitches and has no friends.
Jayden is so dumb.
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Jayden

Jayden is an amazing person, even if he can be annoying sometimes. He's a great friend to have; someone who us very trustworthy and real with you. He never means any harm to anyone, but he is never hesitant to stand up for himself or his friends. Overall, he's an amazing person. Don't let go of him.
Jayden is cool.
by Kylie ur nan August 14, 2019
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jayden

a reyna instalocker who doesn't use his flash and covers flanks as a duelist
:"oh god we have a jayden on our team sheeeesh"
by sheeeeeee3sh May 18, 2021
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jayden

Jayden is a girl who loves getting cheated on and doesn't have an ounce of self-respect.
bf: *cheats* jayden: "It's okay baby I know you can change." bf: *cheats again* jayden: "that hurt me, but I know you love me."
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Beat A Jayden Day

Beat A Jayden Day is a day in the 8th of June. On this day you can beat anyone named Jayden and they cannot fight back nor run from the conflict.
Got any targets for "Beat A Jayden Day?"
by Bluestorm171 April 23, 2024
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