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drunk hornies

to wake up after a night of drinking and be incredibly horny, for no reason whatsoever, other than the fact that you got drunk the night before.
A:what's the matter with you?

B: I am really horny

A: Why?

B: I dont know. I got really drunk last night, it must be the drunk hornies.
by J. Chris A. October 14, 2008
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horny eagle

This is a sex act in which a couple are having casual sex in the doggystyle position then just before the man climaxes he pulls out, stands up, spreads his arms as wings, and caws as he releases onto the woman.
"i suprised my girlfriend with the ol horny eagle last night"
by KevinTheSpeedWeed May 19, 2018
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Horny Elephant

When you shove your knee-cap so far up someones ass, it feels like a elephants giant cock went up your anus.
Dude, i cant go riding today cause i gotta horny elephant from tiffany.
by samthewhale February 23, 2009
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Food Horny

to be in serious crave of food. you really want to eat alot of food, usually junk food.
at the party john was very food horny and spent most of his time eating the party snacks.
by rubberooster November 25, 2011
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Horny alpaca

When your not horny at all but pretend like it to be cool
Steve: Man I'm so horny right now!
Craig: Alright, your definitely a Horny alpaca
Steve: Dude...
by kentird34 June 22, 2010
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Horny Dolphin

Sam: have you heard? Richard frok history is a horny dolphin
Mark: yeah, fuck him
by tramp3000 August 9, 2018
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Horny computer

When you open your Laptop or device and you encounter the porn that you forgot to delete the night before when you were jacking off. The terms also decried opening the computer and you see pornhub when it opens.
Stop it horny computer! Your gonna get me in trouble >:(
by Dentor February 16, 2020
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