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#feelthawrath :D
fxture is swag
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Futurama effect

The effect caused by an artificial and arbitrarily imposed wait on an action you're waiting for a human to process even though it could and should be completely and totally fucking automated in 2021. The human in question at the end of the waiting period will literally pick up a clipboard or look at some excel sheet and click process on some 90s looking terminal program to make whatever you're waiting for happen and ultimately relieve you of the agony. Named after the Futurama storyline of them unfreezing people after x amount of years have passed from their death.
- Hey Marge, that international wire transfer you were waiting for has finally came through after 20 days, must have been a mess to process for them.
- Nah, I think we're just unknowing victims of the futurama effect.
by nordurljosahvida December 23, 2021
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Futurisms 3:66

As Nayvadius “Future” DeMun Wilburn said, catch covid not feelings mfs.
Diego: Someone needs to create a bible for the streets
Dora: Futurisms 3:66 exists bruh

Diego: But covid over?

Dora: Still rather catch that shit
by ExtraCurlyToes June 13, 2022
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Futurian

A man who chases no bitch, puts his purpose over a bitch, but stays loyal if the bitch is loyal
We’re really futurians
by D-Woo.Future November 6, 2022
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futurism

The concept that all systems today- our entire political and economic understanding of the world, were developed in the past and conceived upon notions that do not mesh well with modern automation and tech advances.

To apply solutions now we need to envision what our future should hold and the trajectory in which we are headed to avoid ethical concerns like engrained generational discrimination and bias that we have since evolved past-

Futurism is the concept that we have ascended beyond people laboring their entire lives to meet their own "five simple needs”

Anytime we are left in need it leads to isolation and desperation.

Futurism is recognition that we live in a world of abundance where any obstacle or challenge can be overcome with thoughtful innovation rather than force and punishment.

In futurism all true knowledge is good knowledge because it will benefit someone somewhere-

There are no hierarchies in this structure, there is only union through collaboration not division through competition.

All competition is simply a game we play with others to further motivate and drive innovation. It is play that drives discovery and growth and expansion of knowledge. Understanding = connection and it is this collective connection that is so powerful to heal all inequity. We never required pain to learn- we can build a gentle world.
I don't subscribe to capitalism, socialism, or communism- I'm a futurist. Besides futurism nothing really accounts for the level of technological advancement we expect to see moving forward so how could any other system properly prepare us?
by sbvsblw October 4, 2022
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Futurism

A condition where the person sniffs everyone they meet, everywhere.
He has this condition called futurism.
by Cocoontje April 14, 2023
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futrue

fucking truth or Sexy conquences or a guy named seans future.
Seans mever futrue
by popohobo February 8, 2024
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