The chinese name given to Eshan Shafeeq, aka diehardofdeath. Hes the strongest man alive, both physically and mentally. Dont be ashmed if youre not upto his level.
Churchill: Damn that guy is lifting 600kg with one picky.
Kevin: He's Lee tong fu! ofcourse he can lift 600kg.
Kevin: He's Lee tong fu! ofcourse he can lift 600kg.
by diehardofdeath September 21, 2021
How you feel the morning after a long night where you drank too much. Every movement feels like the slow motion action scenes from the Kung Fu Panda movies.
by owhims January 06, 2025
When two people, whether mentally challenged, or intoxicated, or both, decide to get into a fight by trying to do the moves of various martial arts, only to awkwardly fall over themselves doing kicks and flips in the most uncoordinated and clumsy manner. Often involves the two participants ripping off their shirts and yelling like in a cheap Kung Fu movie.
"At the party, two dudes got wasted and started to argue - later they were fighting in the parking lot. Both were trying Dumb Fu, but got more hurt hitting the ground or pulling their muscles doing these crazy moves, than actually hitting each other! It was so funny to watch!"
by joe995 January 07, 2024
When a severely crippled person tries to do Kung-Fu but realizes their legs no longer work properly in order for them to do said Kung-Fu moves.
by Mysterious Frying Pan May 15, 2017
Eating a girl out that has the runs.
by Eric70 September 12, 2016
Jane: hey i just got a pair of new boots for 50% discount!
John: oh yeah? What are we gonna eat for dinner?
Jane: don’t you fu yan me
John: oh yeah? What are we gonna eat for dinner?
Jane: don’t you fu yan me
by Mr. Chou December 10, 2019
by Symsym.com November 19, 2019