Fortnite

A new form of birth control

I played fortnite and my girlfrkend broke up with me!

by Magicmt May 29, 2018

Fortnite

The place where kids get salty at every little thing they do and when they don’t get their way they destroy their tv

Mom:what was that noise?!
Kid: the tv is such. TRASH!
Mom:YOU LOSE EVERYTHING FOR A YEAR!!!
Kid: but mom
Mom:I said nothing for a YEAR!!
Kid:But fortnite

by ZizLuck November 25, 2019

Fortnite

The stupidest game that has ever been created wuth players when are all 12 year olds that say "kill yourself" when people have given constructive criticism about how fortnite could improve and become more likeable or streamers that shouldn't be payed more than teachers who have actually important jobs and help our society, has boring ass gameplay that becomes repetitive and isn't even fun, has some good awful micro transactions that make said 12 year olds steal their parents credit card,and overall fucking sucks

12 year old 1:hey bro wanna play some fortnite
12 year old 2: hell no fortnite fucking sucks balls

12 year old 1: go kill yourself

by Weaboo jesus September 28, 2018

Fortnite

The gayest game to ever be released on any console in the world
If you play Fortnite go outside and get some air you stupid lazy white degenerate
Seriously when is the last time you’ve had any human contact of any sort

Fortnite sucks balls

by Roberto Smerto April 30, 2019

Fortnite

A game that tones of people are addicted to
It's kind of pathetic

I have no life, I play Fortnite.

by dsajfkakljsf June 11, 2018

Fortnite

If your child plays this game, disown them.

"My child plays Fortnite.. I think I should disown them."

by stanky cooch April 16, 2019

Fortnite

This is just a another way of saying virgin.

A:"Did you hear Jimmy plays fortnite"
B:"Ah the poor lad, May God give him a quick recover."

by web2909 January 22, 2019