keep this shit tight

When your man adjusts his junk before he puts on the tighty whiteys. It’s sexy as hell. I’m a big fan.
What’re you doin’ there?

Ima keep this Shit tight for you babe.
by Ewayne October 12, 2017
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keep the key up

Keep your head up and don't give up on someone if they're rich. They can change for you if they really love you.
"I told her keep the key up"
by qui33 for u March 02, 2019
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keep up with the kardashians

Trimming, waxing, threading, or shaving your yoohoo.
Basically tending to it in whatever way.

Keeping up shop, if you will.
I need to go home and keep up with the kardashians.

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by garroyo08 May 04, 2010
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keep your head on a swivel

To be alert, or just be watching around you
Guy1: Cops is lurking, keep your head on a swivel
Guy2: Aight g, you too
by TexasMadeCuzzo December 08, 2016
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Keep your stick on the ice

The most basic and important piece of advice in hockey (and maybe even in life).

Also possibly the most repeated advice from coaches, often screamed in frustration when some knob misses an easy tip into a wide open net because his/her stick is nowhere near the ice, or the goalie lets in a soft five-hole goal for the same reason.

The meaning is twofold:

First, be ready for anything. Hockey is fast and the difference in a one-goal game could be the result of your stick placement (applies to everyone, goalies included).

Second, chill out; keep it simple. It can be easy to over-complicate things and to try too hard when you get into a slump. Don’t over-think it; just keep your stick on the ice and things will work themselves out.
1.
Phil Kessel: I haven’t scored a goal in like 52 games. I’m never gonna get out of this slump.

Ryan Smyth: Dude, you’re probably right, but don’t over-complicate things… Just keep your stick on the ice.

2.
Red Green: On behalf of myself and Harold and the whole gang up here at Possum Lodge, keep your stick on the ice.
by cash13 July 29, 2011
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keep my cheeks dry

You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
So stay with me and I'll have it made

-No Rain / Blind Melon

That means he's done of being hurt.
by NandaVLinda November 20, 2013
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