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filthy chai

A combination of methadone, nicotine and methamphetamine often used to support an extended period (long weekends) of torrid auto-erotica and self-inflicted abuse. This is a practice with origins in Tai Pei among the expat technology community and has recently surfaced on the west coast, namely silicon valley and the Portland, OR communities.
"Dude, you gotta try the filthy Chai. It'll keep you going until your eyes roll back into your skull."
by Solong Oolong February 23, 2017
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Filthy Footlong

A possibly world-record shattering turd that measures from end to end, at the very least, 12 inches.
Samantha: "Why were you laughing so hard in the bathroom?"
Barbara: "Holy shit, bitch. I just made a filthy footlong in there. I haven't flushed it yet - you wanna see?"
Samantha: "Hell no, that's disgusting! By the way, why the fuck is your name Barbara?"
by anonguy654280 February 20, 2022
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filthy'9er

When you and your partner get into a 69 postion, but you pull your head over each others private areas and place your lips to each others ass and either partner can then burb and or fart back and forth into each other ass and mouth. hince the filthy'9er
Ron: "Why does your breath smell like ass?"
Greg: "Probably because I did the filthy'9er all night."
by miner 69er July 30, 2015
mugGet the filthy'9ermug.

filthy eagle

An individual that enjoys nesting. Often unwashed for weeks at a time.
by JimmyC2020 April 3, 2020
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Filthy Carl

A Filthy Carl is when you stick a cold stick down a girls butthole.
Damn bro, I filthy carl'd that chick last night!
by veefour May 27, 2022
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Filthy animal

When you grab a small but plug and shove it so far up the mans anus that the intestines engolf the plug. You then yank the but plug out so hard that the intestines get ripped out of the body. You then find the area where the human feces are stored and slice that area off. You then procceed to eat the shit and then throw it back up into the mans mouth. Following that, you put your large penis into his mouth and cum after many back and forths. He will then throw up and you will eat the mixture of cum, spew and blood. You then trap that concoction in a bowl. Freeze it and feed to a dog for its dinner. When the dog has finished his frozen meal. You then do the same process with the but plug to the dog until you have another concoction. This process is repeated from man to animal to female to animal and ect.
Filthy animal is a infinite process that is repeated indefinitely until the man doing this has ran out of people to do it with
by BigBootyButLift September 8, 2025
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filthy felipe

the equivalent to a dirty Sanchez but this mostly refers to people (guys) who cant grow a complete mustache so there is only a small amount on hair that looks like dirt
bruh shave your damn face you got yourself a filthy Felipe coming on.
(or) do you know what we call that dirt on your lip? its a filthy Felipe.
Cody your so ugly wash the filthy Felipe off of your face
by Datboiardi5987023 April 19, 2017
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