The farmers tan is a serious of events in which the mall sticks his penis in side a women’s ass then will move on to the women giving the man a blow job, which results in the staining of the women’s mouth
by Naveedas04 January 11, 2020
Get the The farmers tanmug. I little bitch who tries to act cool but really is scared. Someone who also attempts to dress "dope", uses slang words that out of date.
by JimmyJames22 September 2, 2016
Get the pussy farmermug. by Beans_Time June 29, 2020
Get the Kiln Farmermug. A farmer dykes is when your lesbian lover fertilises your vagina with their excrement and plants a seed inside like pumpkin seeds.
I gave Tess a Farmer Dykes last night, hopefully the tomatoes take well and we have a full crop this year
by Adzybayor August 14, 2023
Get the farmer dykesmug. This riddle was created by Abby Ellis and is completely ridiculous! All the clues given to help solve it are unrelated and bizarre! It’s a fun riddle to give your friends to pass half an hour.
What do farmers love but astronauts hate?
Clues:
The answer is written on the ceiling
Teddy bears
Children can draw it but adults can’t
Seasons
Any other ridiculous clue
Clues:
The answer is written on the ceiling
Teddy bears
Children can draw it but adults can’t
Seasons
Any other ridiculous clue
by Abby’s riddle April 21, 2021
Get the What do farmers love but astronauts hate?mug. a farmer girl is someone very dumb and likes to play the game roblox. they have very dirty vans and gave birth to 6 puppies.
by anna gendreau June 21, 2019
Get the farmer girlmug. Guy 1: Have you seen what that bloke over there's just done?
Guy 2: Yeah that was stupid, what a melon farmer.
Guy 2: Yeah that was stupid, what a melon farmer.
by 丁骨牛排 December 25, 2020
Get the Melon Farmermug.