Energetic action by one or a group of people with ineffective results. A metaphore for exuberant incompetance.
That newbie project manager looked like a monkey humping a football everytime something went wrong on the project.
by Joyful Monkey May 08, 2009
An exciting, fast paced and skillful game played in Australia, primarily in the southern states and out towards the west. hated by most people from New South Wales and Queensland, who much prefer rugby league and union, both great codes in themselves.
Australian Rules is designed to reward attacking style play, rather than defending ones own goal. this leads to high scoring matches, especially since a goal is worth 6 points.
unique in the way in which the game rewards a miss on goal with a solitary point, but is fantastic in that it leads to sides coming back from less than a goal down to win a game with a shot on goal once the final siren has sounded - as thrilling as any football ("soccer" *groans*) penalty.
currently 16 teams exist in the game, but will soon be 18, as new sides are being assembled in western Sydney and the Gold Coast. i wish them luck - they're gonna fuckin need it having 3 people show up to each home game.
Despite what many other AFL fans say, i will tell you straight up that the sport is not, and will not, be big outside Australia any time soon. and btw yes i am a very passionate AFL supporter.
A fantastic sport for the millions of passionate fans, i strongly recommend you look into it, you'll most likely either love it, or become confused and angered by it.
Australian Rules is designed to reward attacking style play, rather than defending ones own goal. this leads to high scoring matches, especially since a goal is worth 6 points.
unique in the way in which the game rewards a miss on goal with a solitary point, but is fantastic in that it leads to sides coming back from less than a goal down to win a game with a shot on goal once the final siren has sounded - as thrilling as any football ("soccer" *groans*) penalty.
currently 16 teams exist in the game, but will soon be 18, as new sides are being assembled in western Sydney and the Gold Coast. i wish them luck - they're gonna fuckin need it having 3 people show up to each home game.
Despite what many other AFL fans say, i will tell you straight up that the sport is not, and will not, be big outside Australia any time soon. and btw yes i am a very passionate AFL supporter.
A fantastic sport for the millions of passionate fans, i strongly recommend you look into it, you'll most likely either love it, or become confused and angered by it.
Me - "went to the Anzac day game yesterday"
Some bloke "Australian Rules Football? any good?"
Me - "Essendon beating Collingwood in front of 90,000+ people? of course it was fucking good, go play in traffic.
Some bloke "Australian Rules Football? any good?"
Me - "Essendon beating Collingwood in front of 90,000+ people? of course it was fucking good, go play in traffic.
by Bomberfan July 15, 2008
gay expression. a large, hard-muscle male butt. expression inspired from the big butts of American football linemen. some gay men find such large, meaty arses very attractive.
by tshee February 02, 2006
Where women get naked and play football with each other.It is a popular spectator sport of men when ever it is played. The women mainly play it for men. It is most often played byteen women at a secluded hang out for teen men.
by Deep blue 2012 March 26, 2010
Bill - Did you go to the concert last night?
John - Yeah, dude it was like a monkey fucking a football, the organizers better get their shit together next time.
John - Yeah, dude it was like a monkey fucking a football, the organizers better get their shit together next time.
by Keyzer Korleone August 08, 2009
The act of ordering food from a fast food restaurant at the drive thru. Then after ordering someone from your car hops out before the pick up window dressed as a football player. Once the worker hands the food out the window, you run in between the car and window and take the food and spike it down and yell touchdown while doing a crazy dance.
Chris: "Dude what did you do today?"
Matt: "We played drive thru football, and I scored 2 touchdowns!"
Matt: "We played drive thru football, and I scored 2 touchdowns!"
by mjbt October 10, 2011
City high football sucks
by Sloppytoppy6969 September 03, 2019