Eli

A controlling jealous pothead that literally nobody likes except for very select people

Oh, you're hanging out with Eli? I don't want to go now.

by Mpoo345 December 12, 2019

Kristian Eli

Kristian Eli is the leader of bulking season, he invented 'bulking' in 2004 when he was born.

You ate burger king yesterday, you are a Big Kristian Eli.
Also a term commonly used for morbidly gay obese men.

by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021

Eli

He is about 5’4, but he makes you not care about height. He is pansexual and good with the ladies (and guys, and anyone in between). Eli is défini a bottom whether you are a guy or a girl biologically.

Dude, see him?
Yeah
He’s hot

Eli??! He’s mine.

by ExpiredEli June 11, 2023

Eli

Eli is a person who screws his gf ella

Eli clap clap clap

by OHIOOOO April 14, 2025

Eli

They love men. They are the most gracious kind loving people. They are so smart and very kind. Their best friend is someone there known since kindergarten or 1st grade. They love dinosaurs and rats

Eli is amazing "mwah"

by Iwhsv March 16, 2022

eli

eli is the type of person who is friends with you but only talks to you sometimes and an artist who might just draw a little nsfw in their free time. they will have a friend group consisting of six, pinkylicious, kookiekutter, jared, salty soy, foodist, wish, and eunhasu.

eunhasu: "has eli been talking to us recently?"

kookiekutter: "probably not"

by pinkyful October 9, 2022

Eli

Eli is a very indecisive person and never on time,despite its flaws,Eli is very caring and appreciate her friends a lot.
(Eli is also known as Ambulance girl)

« Hey is where’s eli?
-yeah you mean ambulance girl?
-ye
-idk man she always late..
- this girl i swear »

by noteli November 21, 2021