Dot my I's and cross my T's.

Making sure your tax documents look sound and legal.

"Robert I am getting audited next week and I am going to have you fill out a w-2 for working here." said Uncle Sam.

"But boss I've been working here for a year and a half." replied Robert."
"I know but I need to make sure I dot my I's and cross my T's." explained Uncle Sam.
"What does that mean?." stated Robert.
"Just put you started here last week." grumbled Uncle Sam.

by jesushater December 1, 2009

you dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com

A dating website created for lonely farmers, who apparently we city folks just don't get.

You dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com! Them city folks just don't get it.

by CityFolks November 12, 2017

Izzy-Dizzy Lovey-Dovey Polka Dot Show

A recorded program that starred the souls of Isabella Leavitt and Alec Lopez, and his brother Austin. Recorded on a home video camera, the tape has since been lost. The show has Alec and Izzy starring in several different immature skits, including imitating Barbie and Ken, and spoofs of commercials. The 2 have recently agreed to shoot another version of the show, set to premiere on a video hosting website such as youtube, sometime in the Fall.

Person 1: I can't wait for the new version of the Izzy-Dizzy Lovey-Dovey Polka Dot Show to hit Youtube.

Person 2: Me too

Person 1: Alec and Izzy are the bestest!

by OracleOXYGEN October 12, 2008

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: A specialized burger that comes with zucchini

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger, it comes with zucchini!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Dot

A point (or 0.1 grams) of methamphetamine.

I'm coming down hard. Can you spare a dot?
Nice stolen merchandise, I'll give you a dot for it.

by Lorem Ipsum guy February 17, 2024

Dots

A cricket style game of darts where if someone closes a number, then the opposing player has to take off an article of clothing. Repeat until naked

I was excited to play dots when she took her shirt off, but then she started comming back and I ended up naked.

by dreballs July 1, 2022

Trump-Dot

When Trump reaches down his diaper and then taps the back of the head of a nearby worker. (Everyone laughs nervously)

John is now a true Trumper. John got a Trump-Dot earlier today in the Bedminster offices.

by aoktrouble May 11, 2024