Dot my I's and cross my T's.

Making sure your tax documents look sound and legal.

"Robert I am getting audited next week and I am going to have you fill out a w-2 for working here." said Uncle Sam.

"But boss I've been working here for a year and a half." replied Robert."
"I know but I need to make sure I dot my I's and cross my T's." explained Uncle Sam.
"What does that mean?." stated Robert.
"Just put you started here last week." grumbled Uncle Sam.

by jesushater December 1, 2009

you dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com

A dating website created for lonely farmers, who apparently we city folks just don't get.

You dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com! Them city folks just don't get it.

by CityFolks November 12, 2017

Izzy-Dizzy Lovey-Dovey Polka Dot Show

A recorded program that starred the souls of Isabella Leavitt and Alec Lopez, and his brother Austin. Recorded on a home video camera, the tape has since been lost. The show has Alec and Izzy starring in several different immature skits, including imitating Barbie and Ken, and spoofs of commercials. The 2 have recently agreed to shoot another version of the show, set to premiere on a video hosting website such as youtube, sometime in the Fall.

Person 1: I can't wait for the new version of the Izzy-Dizzy Lovey-Dovey Polka Dot Show to hit Youtube.

Person 2: Me too

Person 1: Alec and Izzy are the bestest!

by OracleOXYGEN October 12, 2008

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: A specialized burger that comes with zucchini

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger, it comes with zucchini!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Ass dots

the little cinnamon looking dots that are on the toilet when someone gets up.

normally from someone who doesn’t scrub their azz well.

“ did you see those ‘ass dots’ on the toilet after tels used the bathroom?”

eww no i didn’t know she left ‘ass dots’ on the toilet.

by TheBuddLeeeee April 9, 2024

Dot

To “dot” something is to completely mess up or screw it up. You can basically “dot” anything as long as it’s been screwed up and/or missed wether it be under the influence of vodka or not. Source from twitch streamer “dot_cr”

Don’t “Dot” your jump!
You completely “Dotted” that jump!

We got “dotted” and now we gotta start over...Thanks DOT

by GotDotted June 17, 2018

Tight as a dot

A phrase used when describing some bomb ass pussy.

"Dude. That girl's pussy was tight as a dot!"

by WubalubaAids August 22, 2017