Jesus Cookie

A euphamism for penis. The term is used in situations where regular terms may be blocked. Not to be confused with communion wafers.

I saw Bob rubbing his Jesus Cookie. It was hot.

by dgw November 24, 2007

cookie lip nigga

A cookie lip nigga, or CLN, is a person of african american descent who has very large, caucasian style, whitish-pink lips.

Also used as a random insult between circles.

Often used in the game of mao

"Dat cookie lip nigga jeromain needsta get tha jizz off my flo"

John: "COOKIE LIP NIGGA"
Daina: "...k?"

by badfish0902 January 31, 2009

cookie

an affectionate name used for friends or a partner, similar to cutie

Hey cookie, hows it goin?

by Lig April 18, 2006

Man cookies

Any cookies made with nuts.

"I'm going to make cookies! Man cookies!"

"Man cookies?"

"Yes, dear. Cookies with nuts."

by iswm July 22, 2003

sugar cookie getter

Someone who does what ever people tell them to do to please other people instead of themselves. The sugar cookie getter also let's other's influence their thoughts and preceptions about life. The sugar cookie getter gets NOTHING in return for their "eager to please" like actions, basically a do-boy and or do-girl. A sugar cookie getter is more likely to be a high school freshman, a person with low self-esteem, or just a stupid provincial bitch.

used in Dave Chappelle's 'Making the Band' skit

Diddy: I want y'all to run to Brooklyn to get me a sugar cookie

Dylan: Sugar cookie mon! I didnt come to New York to be no sugar cookie getter, I am a rapper

Person 1: I heard Jazmine & Branden are sugar cookie getters

Person 2: Word? How so

Person 1: Because they listen to other people opinions about how to live their lives

by Kita/Dria9293 April 13, 2010

that's just the way the cookie crumbles

that's life...and life sometimes sucks...

that's just the way the cookie crumbles, that's just the way the dice roll...like in the superblondes song...

by Andrew May August 13, 2007

cookie

Food of the gods

And so to appease the gods, we offered them a cookie. It seemed to work.

by diarrhea dog November 4, 2020