Clarke

Clarke is a good guy that usually knows how to have fun until you piss a Clarke off. When Clarke doesn’t have you blocked, he is a cool dude that likes to stalk your posts on Instagram. Clarke is perfect to harass. Don’t make Clarke upset though or else Clarke will report your posts and tattle tale to his family. Clarke loves the colour yellow but not as much as he loves to creep on you at rave concerts.

“Who blocked you on Instagram”
“Oh that was just Clarke being Clarke”

by Angie did it February 8, 2019

Clark

Verb: To clap and bark in appreciation of some moronic action or statement.

When that anti-vaxxer shit-talked that doctor on Fox, Dude totally clarked!

by Ekralc December 13, 2020

Clarking

Existing in a chill or relaxed manor

I'm clarking right now

by That Math nerd July 30, 2025

Malachi Clark

Malachi Clark is an Amish apostle of Shrek and likes macaroni and cheese. He is the ultimate Chad. He is famous for assassinating Jeffrey Dahmer.

Malachi Clark is the CEO of Racism.

by AlbinoGoblinShark October 23, 2019

benson clarke

a man that loves to hump foxes after going through four hours of sex on a little boat with pastor Jeff

last week me and pastor Jeff did a Benson Clarke

by mommy mike October 5, 2022