Jesus Christ Mohamed

A deliberate conjoining of two religious frontrunners' names in a single curse. Used in the same way as simply "Jesus Christ", usually to denote exasperation or dislike.

"Look man, the queue at the club is f--- long...!"
"Oh, Jesus Christ Mohamed!"

by dsx815 May 31, 2018

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Meme Christ

A Meme Christ is a true god and savior of memes, one of the remaining survivors from the feminist attack. They're people who manage the balance of memes throughout the world.

Larry said to Tyler "I am Meme Christ!"
Tyler was shocked, saying "Are you a survivor?!" He started to sob, as Thoti screamed in fear, as she disappeared..

by ItzThyXenn April 04, 2018

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Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?!

A response to someone who is/was doing an action that is morally wrong, such as murder.

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! You just killed the man!

by Not a Dictionary March 09, 2021

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Dio Christ

Jesus Christ but it’s Dio from Jojo.

Friend: “So do you believe in Jesus Christ?”
Me: “No. I believe in Dio Christ.” (KONO DIO DA)

by ~Purple-Panta~ March 30, 2022

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Smelly Christ

not to be confused with Shitty Christ

psychiatrist: hello sir, can we help you with a shower, some clean clothes and ointment for your head lice? You must be very uncomfortable!

patient: get your hands off me, punk! I AM JESUS CHRIST, GODDAMNIT! GOD DAMN YOU all to HELL! I am your SAVIOR, you motherfucker!!

psychiatrist to nurse : OK, I think we need a HAC and put Smelly Christ in 31-D

nurse: We can't put him in 31-D because Shitty Christ is in 31-W and they'll get confused.

by barffbag October 13, 2018

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