ass in a can

This term is used when something or someone smells disgusting.

While at the zoo frank turns to jimmy and says "DUDE! Don't go by the monkey cage it smells like ass in a can over there.

or

"Jaime, take a shower, you smell like ass in a can."

by BLaCKTeaRS664 August 1, 2006

a can of whoopass

usaully meaning you're going to get your ass kicked aka you're going down aka you're gunna die etc...

your about to be served a can of whoopass

by haha No June 10, 2006

Pringles Can

The act of doing a hand stand while being ate out.

"Damn, Tony gave me a Pringles Can last night and now im sore!"

by lkasduifc gwortlsf vgiflksjfdl January 24, 2012

Trash canning

While in a moving vehicle, a passenger will grab a trash can from someone's drive way and hold it whilst going down the street. After moving down a few houses, the passenger will then throw the trash can they are holding into someone else's trash can.

Kerry and Alicia went trash canning after leaving the IHOP.

by Cramps Delight January 17, 2005

Can of Coke

When a woman has an incredible, stupid, fat, dummy ass connected to her back.

Guy 1: Shit, Heather has a goddamn can of coke on her back!
Guy 2: Damn staight, I wanna drink that fucker

by MoNWOBrewTO March 29, 2010

tit-in-a-can

Someone or something incredibly cool.

me: "Wow...I can't believe how deeply in love and connected on a spiritual level I feel when I am with Larry."

you: "Uh, yeah. That Larry is tit-in-a-can!"

by Rayleen February 25, 2008

smash cans

A game of exhibition involving a batter and a pitcher. The pitched object is a can, preferably one filled with a carbonated beverage. The object is to cause the most spectacular destruction of said can via contact with an official A-Rod bat.

Cheaper beverages are a must, such as Sam's Choice, available at Wal-Mart. A case is under $3 and it tastes like moldy ass, so destroying them is imperative.

"Reading sucks ass. Let's go smash cans."

by Artemis Clyde Frog May 15, 2006