Bean and Cheese Burrito

A sex act in which a receptive partner opens his or her mouth round like a tortilla, then a male partner farts inside the first partner's mouth, then quickly ejaculates on top of it.
"My woman never had Mexican food, so I gave her a genuine bean and cheese burrito."
by Mortimer L. Bard August 13, 2007
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hot burrito dinner

getting a hot burrito thrown at you from moving car
The panhandler's sign read "will work for food" so we threw a hot burrito at him giving him a hot burrito dinner.
by futnucks December 15, 2009
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Jailhouse Burrito

The Jailhouse Burrito has nothing to do with food. It is a surprise you get when you accidentally drop the soap.
Bro did you hear Jimmy was was cornered in his cell and given the Ol Jailhouse Burrito

Damn that's why he hasn't walked right in a week?
by Rebbelins01 July 03, 2020
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big bean burrito

When a giant Mexican has anal sex with a white man after eating Taco Bell.
Micheal gave his lover a big bean burrito.
by AngelDelMuerto May 20, 2014
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Eskimo Burrito

If you don't know what it is, then you don't deserve to know.
Your hanging out with some friends. They ask what tossing the salad is. You say Eskimo Burrito.
by Tig Old Bitties March 14, 2010
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Burrito butt plug

When u wedge a cork deep inside your inner asshole and eat nothing but Taco Bell for 2 weeks straight. At the end of 2 weeks the pressure inside your asshole would be so large that the cork wiggles itself free and sprays your feces up to 10 yards away.
Yakapoe gave himself a burrito butt plug in hopes to shit farther than he can throw a football.
by Dick waddler February 26, 2016
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glory hole burritos

Glory Hole Burritos is an idea that two friends came across on a summer night in Lowell, Massachusetts. This idea spurred a quest to explore a Glory Hole Burrito franchise in which burritos would be served through holes drilled into a wall in the greater Lowell area. There would be no entrance, exit, bathrooms, or cash registers. Only delicious burritos served to order through glory holes. This plan to serve burritos through glory holes would only serve to improve the downtown area as a low cost, but high revenue yielding local business. Such locations as Appleton St. are currently being considered as prime spots for Glory Hole Burritos.
by those2guysfromlowell July 23, 2010
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