brodie is a big fat guy with a 6 foot long dick that loves having someone to have sex with all day. but can never find anyone so he does it with his mom but only cause she doesn't want her 3 year old son to be sad
by bobby the sexy boy November 2, 2021

Someone who shits in a XL condom for hours until it is filled up then ties it and throws it at old lady with fat asses.
Friend 1- he seems like a cool feller
Friend 2- I’d stay away from him I heard he completed the Brody Hatcher
Friend 2- I’d stay away from him I heard he completed the Brody Hatcher
by QuantigliusMcNiggleBottoms lll April 17, 2023

Brody is a sweat shop worker, usually at SHEIN or TEMU. He will send “help me” notes on clothe tags but goes unnoticed by buyers. He will forever be a sweat shop worker.
by Skibitydopdopdop November 24, 2024

by Kittenkatflat September 9, 2025

A guy who is the kindest person alive. He will pick you up when you fall down. He is sweet, attractive, kind, compassionate, empathetic, sympathetic and courageous. He is the best boyfriend that any girl could get. I'm lucky to have a Brodie in my life. He is tall and handsome. He doesn't take any shit from anyone- that's why I love him! He is always here for me, he is adorable and charming. ♥
I love you Brodie! (; ♥
I love you Brodie! (; ♥
by raineyboo March 29, 2019

Brody is typically characterised by a "sick cunt" personality. Physically, Brody will usually have a large extended nose, with an excessive amount of nasal cartilage. His nose on a clear day is large enough to obstruct the sun, as you can imagine. Brody will also have an impressive, well kept, snail trail and be sure to flex it to other males in his vicinity and claim that "the choss love it" whilst simultaneously flexing his abs. Little do many people know ... but young Brody is also forklift certified, and after a tough day on site he loves a good furphy and a wank. Mostly found in Australia, Brody will typically have Italian decent and can also be classified as a Horndog by nature.
Hey Brody ... Brody gym after school? ... Oi Brody, on eyebrows that cunt was looking at you funny ... Brody grab a beer after work?
by sickcunt12342 November 12, 2023
