Batman

To horrifically commit a murder of two wealthy parents, leaving a single child alive to be an orphan.

Dude I got in a horrible accident on the way here, totally batmanned this kid.

by BaddDictionary May 21, 2024

aboriginal batman

figure of the penrith community, usually spotted by his distinct deep voice and batman suit and for his possible but apparent addiction to some sort of drug

pinga 1: HOLY CUNT THATS ABORIGINAL BATMAN!!!!!
unkyjay: ye nah ye nah ur right cobba maybe that is lets go talk to the cunt aye

by big albo of penrith October 21, 2025

Batman of Scarybone

Lurks every night asking who’s out and name and shames Dan for being out later than him and doing more drugs than him. Also makes his own music and music videos.

Batman of Scarybone: ‘Oi who’s lurking at this time’
Dan Leese: ‘Not me’
Batman of Scarybone: ‘Dan Leese this is a name and shame. I’ve been out later than you and taken more drugs than you.’

by Meaty Martin 17C October 26, 2025

Batman

(verb) a term used when the person you are texting suddenly disappears from the chat, without telling you why or that they were gonna leave.

Person 1: we were talking and then he just batmanned on me 😔

Person 2: NO WAY, how dare he batman on you. >:(

by cooldude909 February 10, 2024

Batman

Me.

I’m batman.

Person A: Where are you going Batman?
Me: To save Gotham.

by anonymous February 20, 2024

Batmanism

The philosophy of Batman, based on principles such as justice, no-killing rule, anti-gun stances, reach your max. potential etc.

Tim Drake is clearly a strict follower of batmanism.

by Batmanist March 5, 2024

Batman

SIMON JAMES WILLIAMS JR

Look at Batman ~ in reality they’re just looking at Simon

by Bruce Wayne is not Batman March 16, 2024