batman choke

when you grab somebody by the neck and lift them up

Mike did a batman choke to David because he stole his bitch!

by hedo2478 April 6, 2017

The golden Batman

Is a safe word for a friend group when you want them to shut up

Hey Diego remember the golden Batman??

by Coolfoot7398 May 13, 2024

batman's parents

Dead

Batman's Parents: "Dead as hell".

by Beegshrekman August 4, 2022

batman

tarararararara tarararararara blyatman

Look its blyatman. He is almost batman but he is blyatman.

by kiscigany February 8, 2022

Batman Glowing Green

The universally most common solution to a problem, the way Batman is always holding kryptonite to beat Superman. Used to take the place of a longer answer that is generally already known.

Addict: "I struggle with addiction."
Non-addict: "Batman Glowing Green."

by Dr. Mangoman April 29, 2025

Batman

Dar. Him.

Person: "Is that him?"
Person 2: "yes that's him. Batman."

by shh0w2020 May 16, 2023

Batman But Red

ok listen, theres batman, who is great. batman is one of the best superheros. 100%. but what if you made him red, and a discord mod? then you get Batman But Red, a total great guy, who is batman and a guy on discord!

i wish there was an actually good moderator on my server...
well just hire Batman But Red!
oh ok i will!

by burgerrrrrrrrr July 18, 2024