Apple Mask

The most useless thing of all time.

Person 1: I went to the store to buy some overprized masks.
Person 2: I just bough the Apple mask! Its reusable and has a nice and clean look.
Person 1: But that's just a facema-
Person 2: Shut up, peasant.

by 12 Year Olds Hate Me September 25, 2020

apple penis

A penis with a large tip.

YO! he has an apple penis, It didn't fit.

by Hotdog5274 January 25, 2022

spiny apple

Slang for weed

Hi can i get some spiny apple asked josh
Ya here is some spiny apple said ciara

by Joshua🍍 June 7, 2016

Custurd Apple

Organically grown Custard Apple, using turd compost

They were selling Custurd Apple at the farmer's market

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020

apple pieing

Similar to "icing", if you can get someone to accept the drink apple pie, they have to get down on one knee and chug the drink. However the if the reciever pulls out a mason jar of apple pie within 5 seconds the deliverer has to chug it.

"Oh Eddie just got apple pied!"
"Whose apple pieing him"

by the apple pier January 12, 2013

apple book

did you mean MacBook? the extremely expensive apple laptop

a: I need one of those apple book thingys

b : apple book? did you mean MacBook?

by saltysalsa November 26, 2019

Canadian Apple

When you contort someone’s body so well they can lick there own bunghole. It’s like playing your own rusty trombone.

Me: Did you fight him?
Brad: Yea, I wrapped him up so well he could give himself a Canadian Apple.

by Wolfpack34 May 24, 2019