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anal pyro

1. Someone who enjoys farting on a lighter and burning things doing that.
2. Someone who rams there ass into a bon fire, catches their ass on fire then burns down the yard.
3. Someone who thinks he is going to fart on a fire but then he accidently diarreahs all over it causing a huge methane chemical explosion and burning their asshole.
1. Guy 1: "Dude watch this!"
Guy 2:"ok"
*Guy 1 puts lighter by his ass and farts.*
Guy 2:"holy shit! You lit the gas can on fire! You're such an anal pyro!"

2. The anal pyro rammed his ass against the fire. But then his ass caught on fire! He ran in circles but then his corpse fell and lit the yard on fire.

3. Guy 1: "hey im gonna fart on this fire!"
Guy 2: "go ahead."
*Guy 1 pulls down his pants*

First nothing happened but then a gurgling sound was made.

Guy 1: " uh-oh!"
He tried to pull up his pants but then a brown liquid flew all over the fire and farting sounds filled the ear drums of guy 2!
The fire suddenly made a mushroom cloud and guy 1 was incenerated!
Guy 2: you are a stupid anal pyro!
by pspmiles June 29, 2014
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Anal Hero

One who conquers the anus
that anal hero just emerged from the asscrack
by TheSimpleTruth1697 January 8, 2012
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Anal prolapse

"I think I pushed too hard mark"
"Your arse hole is inside out mate , you got an anal prolapse , home slice
by RamonaBoner September 19, 2020
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Anal Troll

A person or people dedicated to finding angry bottoms online. Their approach may be considered crass or improper, with the the objective to ‘bag a bum’
“Hey Tom, leave those angry bottoms on Grindr alone. You’re such an anal troll”
by Jack Fruit June 5, 2018
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Anal Whisper

I could hear his anal whispers.

The anal whispers were terrible, they snuck out and smelled the place up
by Shirley Jimenez December 15, 2011
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Anal linesman

The snooty girl who will let you stick it in her ass but as soon as things start getting fun she blows the whistle and cuts the play short.
I was banging Michelle in her ass yesterday and she went all anal linesman on me before I was done!!! What a bitch!!
by Justin J Bombs July 8, 2011
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Triple Anal

The insertion of three penises or dildos, or either combined, into the anus simultaneously.

Has been performed once successfully on mainstream pornography by Sandra Romain in the hardcore flick "Tournante" aka Tournament of Sex. The camera angle is somewhat off, however for the brief period of time, it is one very hot position. mmm 3 cocks in 1 ass!
That whore of a bitch sandra romain did triple anal successfully!
by The Horny Guy October 3, 2009
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