Ur either one of the following: Filipino, Portugese, Spanish, American or English. Ur either: Artist, Sporty, Loud, Fat, Engineer or Nerd. To be honest I don’t even know with the Andre I know. He’s my guy, like the biggest bozo I’ve seen. Then there’s other Andre’s who piss me off with their dead azz behaviour. You need the 1st Andre in your life, not the 2nd
by DreekoTheMan November 22, 2021

Andre is a crack addict from Inside Job who is inlove with a fucking mushroom.
in the gif hes the korean twink-like doctor on the right
in the gif hes the korean twink-like doctor on the right
by honhononyouredominated February 26, 2024

by GooBerXXX November 5, 2021

Andre is a little bitch who will always complain about everything and is a huge qeer, turns gay guys straight and shriveles up when touched.
If you try to have an intelligent conversation with it, it will tell you that you are wrong no matter what and it will start insulting you if it can't think of anything else. If you tell him something factual, he will reply with emotions of complete bullshit.
If you try to have an intelligent conversation with it, it will tell you that you are wrong no matter what and it will start insulting you if it can't think of anything else. If you tell him something factual, he will reply with emotions of complete bullshit.
by The guy that says hi November 16, 2023

A really great friend who likes, accepts and appreciates you for who you really are, no matter what. He always checks up on you, is interested in getting to know you more than he thinks. Andres is also a hot sexy motherfucker; a guy that all the girls in high school want to date, though he may not be interested. But in the end, he's a great guy, who is caring , compassionate, loving, kind and gentle, and you are lucky if you have him as a friend.
Girl : I just talked to that new guy over there. He's really nice, and he's super hot!
Guy: Oh yeah, I've talked to him too. His name is Andres.
Girl: Really? Boy, was I lucky to meet him.
Guy: Oh yeah, I've talked to him too. His name is Andres.
Girl: Really? Boy, was I lucky to meet him.
by BrunoMars2411 July 12, 2018

An Andre is always number 1 at Spicy Uno. He will charm you with his mouth full of metal, and his understandable financial advise. You will always find him posting on social media trying to be something he is not…and makes unforgettable TikToks.
by Chewch777 November 23, 2021
