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Slippery Squid Shaker

When a man removes the tentacles and teeth from a squid so it cannot move, and then proceeds to use it as a fleshlight until the squid is shaking from the amount of semen it has digested
Petaon 1: Yo i gave my brother a slippery squid shaker last night
Person 2: nigga what
by Freaky Gooner 405 July 18, 2025
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Squid

Someone who is lame. Opposite of ferda
Yo u like Spencer?”
“Nah he’s a squid
by froggypark674 July 8, 2022
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squid wanking

Literally an example of doing nothing to help in a team based game
by SuplexTheWeak June 14, 2020
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Glow Squid

1) An underwater Minecraft Mob that, like it says on the tin, is a squid that glows. It lights up underwater areas and drops Glow Squid Ink, but has little other purpose.

2) In a poll or competition, to win not based on one's merit but based on the endorsement of someone with influence, in reference to the Minecraft Glow Squid's divisive win against the Moobloom and Iceologer in its Mob Vote, often believed to have been caused by Minecraft Youtuber Dream's endorsement of the Glow Squid.
1) The Glow Squid doesn't actually have a hypnotizing status effect. Shiny things in video games just hypnotize you anyways.

2) That Twitter poll would have totally turned out differently if there weren't a bunch of influencers glow squidding the vote.
by Chrispies September 15, 2022
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Squid Pro Squo

The act of offering oral sex in exchange for squid ward memes
Sarah offered Jim a squid pro Squo because she ran out of good squid ward memes, Sarah has no shame.
by Kars the immortal December 10, 2019
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Squid

A form of saying goodbye *derives from the term "squid fam peace."*
by That one N-word May 23, 2021
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Squid

An uncool individual, someone who is normally a GDI
Lets booze, do not be a squid.
by NotaSquid17 September 23, 2019
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