Matt K

Honestly the kindest soul you will ever meet. Matt is someone you will fall head over heels for instantly (or potentially hate at first but very much grow to love) he is the most beautiful, gorgeous, talented, kind and loving person you will ever meet. He has beautiful eyes and a stupid moustache (that you secretly like) . He is the love of my life and I wake up every day lucky and amazed that he is there for me. He is kind and patient and nurturing and will love and support you through your lowest of rock bottoms and he will do it with a smile because somehow he still loves you. If you meet him never let him go, even if he sometimes stupidly doesn't wear this under his jumpers and makes annoying sounds (scream and sleep)

I love you Matt K

by Your Sunflower November 13, 2019

matts cock

Its usally means a very hard and long male organ(penis) on a male with the name matthew or matt

Wow did you see what matts cock did to paige after the party she didnt walk for days

by Isaytruthful April 27, 2017

Matt Jordan

He’s the kind of guy who always bangs out the gym, tries to prove to his friends that he’s cool by climbing things like cranes and trees. He likes to get suspended and tongue crusty Asian lesbians. He also has a forehead the size of the river Nile and above all else, he’s a fucking loyal twat

Ohhh did you hear that Matt Jordan kid who

climbed the crane

by The Rich Chigger December 20, 2018

Matt Lethaby

Matt lethaby, otherwise the straightest human being known to be the straightest most heterosexual being known to man. If he does something it’s not gay including wanking in a dofe tent next to other boys.

Wait bro did you get off with that girl last night

Yeh bro

Nice bro that’s Matt lethaby

by Queerdoggydog June 27, 2019

Pulling a Matt

Pulling a Matt is when you are the creepy one in the group. Generally stay in the corner of any room and maintain eye contact at inappropriate times. Commonly referred to as “doing the face”.

Look at that creepy guy in the corner, he’s pulling a Matt and doing the face!

by Steve Luctual November 14, 2019

Matt Rowe

I backstabbing little bitch betrays his friends for a fuck boy that lives in Texas, who he will never see again. Then acts all innocent because he cant handle the fact that he is a no good lying and deceiving piece of shit. Also looks like a water balloon filled with semen. Achoo!!!!!! now i have all my kits.

My friend is such a Matt Rowe.

by Ih8mattrowe November 29, 2017

The Matt Murray

The act of fingering your date/spouse/tinder victim’s anus and sniffing your finger directly after.

Aaron : hey man how was your date last night?
Tony : yeah it was ok man, I gave that bitch The Matt Murray!!
Aaron : nice man, what did it smell like?
Tony : Taco Bell..

by Loonytoon69 December 6, 2017