polishing the rod

a euphemism for masturbation

"i was polishing the rod the other day"

by flatulencenuggets September 7, 2022

Dowell rod

Steven dowells penis

“Dude I think she wants the Dowell rod!”

by Dowell rod July 31, 2021

Hot Rodding

When you stick your penis into an active car exhaust and keep it there until you get a third degree burn.

"Bro, I went out to my car last night and started hot rodding it."

by SoldMyKidsOnEbay July 12, 2025

Lightning Rodding

The act of a man inserting a rod through his penis/urethra and then proceeding to electrically charge it through various means.

“Yo Mark, have you ever tried Lightning Rodding? It really charges you up!”

by Spoooooob January 12, 2024

Hand Butt Hot Rod

After your Bro has a really wicked crap after Taco Times Taco Tuesday special; you grab his penis and floss his butt with it.

Wednesday after Jimmy Ate at Taco Time for Taco Tuesday he had a wicked case of the runs. So when it started running down his leg I grabbed his member and Jammed it in between his cheeks and gave him a good old fashioned hand butt hot rod.

by swtbbybuttcheeks February 3, 2020

Dr. Rod

Used in reference to a penis that has been outfitted with a white prophylactic, especially following rough intercourse. The name reflects the phallic similarities that exist between a tall bald doctor following a long, dirty surgery and a wet, hard, throbbing cock.

Gardin was worn out after he gave her the ol' Dr. Rod .

by doctorswhoarentdoctors February 3, 2018

Flame Rod

A bi-sexual, possibly a co-worker who is so horny all the time that you’re Nervous being around the person because they will hump anything that moves.

Dude, Flame Rod stopped by my house the other night and the fish stopped swimming!

by Thug wanna September 3, 2022