November 11

Official Clown on your ex day
The only time in the year to make your ex look stupid as hell

You: Yo Its November 11, Lets go clown on heleana!
Friend: Oh shit homie i forgot, lets do that shit!

by Nutiex Just Better November 9, 2021

november 11

give your crush your jacket day/ask them out

boy 1: hey look what day it is

girl 1 : oh it’s november 11th it’s national ask a girl out day
boy 1: you should go ask out suzy

by broken_devil November 10, 2021

October 11

Kiss your lover

“Hey jade”
“Hey Alex”
“What are you waiting for -Alex”
“Kiss me already, it’s October 11”-Alex

by Inbedwithyourmom October 11, 2021

7-11

7-11 is named 7-11 because it's open 7 hours a day, 11 days a week.

Guy 1: "bro, 7-11 is such a good store, but why is named that?"
Guy 2: "It's because it's open 7 hours a day, 11 days a week."

by Jsadd June 14, 2021

The 9/11

When your boyfriend secretly masturbates and just before ejaculating, grabs their partner’s face and yells “HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE!” and cums in their mouth.

“I can’t believe my boyfriend 9/11’d me last night”

“I just gave my girlfriend the 9/11 last night”

by FrogDawg June 25, 2023

July 11

The day you kick someone with their name starting with a t and ending with a n

Imma kick trayten on July 11

by oimate2000 July 11, 2021

9/11

Forget the fucking terrorist attacks! Setember 11 is my birthday, and I'll be damned that little thing gets in the way of my time of the year. Quit the mourning and celebrate me you fuckers!

Do you really think I give a shit about a city that lost only about .00017 of its total population?

by Another Asshole July 15, 2008