Rave-Tard

the state of exceeding the point where you look like a massive retard in your rave pictures

What time last night did we start to look like fucking rave-tards?!

Dude I don't even remember seeing you.

by Tiggggggga January 2, 2010

Me-tarded

An endearing term for when someone does something stupid, as you would.
Retarded like me!

My girl loves prank calling the neighbors, even though she's 30!
Me thinks she's me-tarded!

by Dave Chick January 14, 2009

Cutting edge retard. Similar to avant guard, meaning cutting edge or ahead of its time, yet retarded.

Corky's performance in episode #12 of 'Life Goes On' was sooooo Avant Tard!

by Jenn Dickey December 17, 2005

a person, who is the king and or more likely the queen of all fucking retards

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

Tard-bag also meaning retardness. Or a bag full of retardness.

That boy is a Tard-bag.

by bosh May 13, 2005

A person who either has attended or is currently attending Texas Tech University.

by Barnie August 1, 2006

A tard guard is a safety mechanism put in place to prevent people from doing something that anyone with normal intelligence wouldn't do anyway.

I was late for work because the tard guard on the garage door opener is broken. Everytime the door is nearly closed, it stops and opens again.

by butlerj January 11, 2018