SKIS IN JEANS

(ski:z In ʤi:ənz)

Idiom, declarative phrase

Definition:

descriptor conveying palpable derision or rejection,

especially of an irredeemable person

In a sentence:
He ruined everything, he really ‘skis in jeans’.
Do not invite her, she ‘skis in jeans’.

Etymology: Old NORSE, Pier 1 Imported ENGLISH,

First Known Use: 2025, Post Americana, New Canada

by Bigcityfreak March 2, 2025

Skiing it out

To measure out weed to sell.

Im coming soon, just skiing it out.

by GunnMonkey February 24, 2015

slalum skiing

when a person has a penis in both hands and vigorously shakes them up and down

that girl loves going slalum skiing, because she likes the attention

by donjuandelanuche July 21, 2011

Texas Ski Lodge

Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).

“I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”

“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”

“Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”

by SwazeyD August 18, 2023

Ski Goggles

To inject Heroin into your eyeballs.

"I gave myself Ski Goggles last night after I found heroin in the trash."

by ZeroFromLoDo May 5, 2013

skis in jeans

(ski:z In ʤi:ənz)

Idiom, declarative phrase

Definition:

descriptor conveying palpable derision or rejection,

especially of an irredeemable person

Etymology: Old Norse, Pier 1 Imported English
First Known Use: 2025, Post Americana, New Canada

In a sentence:
He ruined everything, he really ‘skis in jeans’.
Do not invite her, she ‘skis in jeans’.

by Bigcityfreak March 2, 2025

Johnny Blue Skies

Sturgill Simpson

Alter ego, pirate name or new moniker

First seen on the 2016 album A Sailor’s Guide to Earth

Beware the dread pirate Johnny Blue Skies!

by bluegrasm July 1, 2024