stank ring

I now pronounce you brown eye n' eye.

On Valentine's Day he shifted from stank ring to (say it fast) all the peanuts in the world.

by Everybody here February 12, 2008

Tiger Ring

When an athlete or rich man cheats on his wife or girlfriend and buys her a huge diamond ring to make up for it.

Most recent, Tiger, previously Kobe

Tony cheated on Amie but he gave her a Tiger ring so all is well.

by Dr Stan peptide December 6, 2009

ring freak

one who is obsessed with Lord of the Rings.

Damn, look at those ring freaks all dressed up like fucking hobbits and elves for Halloween.

by kate November 22, 2004

championship ring

A gesture by which one who posseses a scrotum and testicles threads the scrotum between the middle and ring finger and then over the ring finger. The testicle is rested on top of the ring finger then finally the skin under the ring finger is pinched against the thumb. Thusly achieving the effect of a ring with a large stone set in place on top of it.

"Bow down and kiss the ring bitch"
"I made her kiss the ring"
"I show'dem the ring"
"He missed the last shot of the game because I showed him my championship ring".

by Mark Ryan and Mark McNulty January 8, 2008

Ring Sting

A sore anal passage.

Cause of ring sting :

1.) Eating too many hot food(s)
2.) Eating too many pickles
3.) Anal with a black man

Example 1.

You: I shouldn't have ate so many chillies Now I have serious ring sting.

Buddy: Haha

Example 2.

You: I shouldn't have ate so many pickles. Now I have serious ring sting.

Buddy: Haha

Example 3.

You: Oh, thats a big number.

Black man: Yeah baby

You: Ouch, Its too big now I have ring sting in my anal passage.

by The Bold Yin November 2, 2008

ringing the bell

using your finger in a doorbell pushing movement to see if your partners arse is ready to be probed..if they answer your in!

ding dong ...

by mizz spent youth February 28, 2004

promise ring

A ring given by a teenaged boy to hide his infidelities

Sally: "You're cheating on me....I know it!!"
John: "Baby, I love you and to prove my love I want you to have this promise ring. Now everyone will know that I love you."
Sally: "Ohh, John!! I love you too. I have to go make this my facebook status, and call my BFF Susie"
John: "Ok baby...call me later."
John: "Hey Susie, its John....she doesn't suspect a thing. I'm on my way...."
Susie: "I can't wait, me so horny...."
Sally: "Susie, guess what? John just gave me a promise ring!!! He loves me, and I was way off about him cheating on me."

by JoNate F December 28, 2007