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Banana Junkie

Person who has unhealthy obsession with bananas - Will try and smuggle bananas on their person to eat during the day, paranoid about the extinction of the banana. In severe cases sufferers of this affliction have been known to dress as bananas and also wear pyjamas while running down stairs and may ingest up to 40 bananas in a day.
That guy is one messed up banana junkie he just ate all my bananas
by Dr. Marshall Fielding June 10, 2011
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banana bar

1. An establishment in where there are male strippers that put on a show for a female clientele.

2. A japanese term popularised by the videogame "Yakuza: Kiwami"

Slim Scout- Well to put it simply... Would you be interested in working as an exotic dancer at a banana bar?
Kazuma Kyriu- Why would I subject myself to something like that?!"
I used to work at a banana bar for a bunch of hoodlums, but instead i got deported for not having bizza!
by AzraelDarkthorne September 10, 2017
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Sexy banana

A stunning ginger, hailing from the ends, also known as Mikey Hurley
Jamie: "Hey sexy banana"
Mikey: "What up, my leige?"
by The abominable hobag October 14, 2023
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fudgy banana

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's rectum, while she has fecal matter on it, therefore resulting in a poop covered wiener, and she sucks it off.
Matthew: Cam bro why did you and Lexy break up?
Cam: Bro we had anal, and she ended giving me a fudgy banana, and tried to kiss me afterwards.
by AirMatthew December 1, 2015
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Banana Gun

The most deadliest gun ever existing on the world. Its either shooting a explosive bullet or a deadly lazer beam of doom.

The chances of finding this gun is unknown, but legends say that there is a banana gun somewhere you would most likely would overlook.
Guy-1: "WATCH OUT HE HAS GOT THE BANANA GUN!"
Guy-2: "Well, there goes my life."
by ScamTram79 January 6, 2021
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desk banana

A desk banana is a banana that you bring to an office job with the intention of eating, but instead leave on your desk until it overripens and is tossed. The banana becomes a symbol of your failure to follow through with better eating habits.
Person 1: "That banana has been on your desk all day. Aren't you going to eat it?"
Person 2: "Nah, it's just a desk banana. You want it? If not, I'm probably gunna toss it."
by ar42dent October 7, 2013
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Weekend Banana

Oh hey babe, want some of my weekend banana?
by Fortnite_epicman October 28, 2019
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