Hey John, are you taking Tae Kwon Do lessons this summer?
Nah, it's pretty much a ripoff. The senseis are only in it for the money, and the belts are too pricey.
Nah, it's pretty much a ripoff. The senseis are only in it for the money, and the belts are too pricey.
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Get the Tae Kwon Do mug.the act of committing suicide (but not as the name suggests, harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual of suicide by disembowelment. often used historically by the samurai).
son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?
father: Adrian, G-d only knows why people commit such an irrational act. It's probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. There's always hope even in the secular setting, by getting a social worker or psychotherapist. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire no matter how dire the situation seems to be.
son: so, what do we tell a person about to commit suicide? "don't burn your bridges"? and that they should stop rejecting the help that they deserve?
father: yup.
father: Adrian, G-d only knows why people commit such an irrational act. It's probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. There's always hope even in the secular setting, by getting a social worker or psychotherapist. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire no matter how dire the situation seems to be.
son: so, what do we tell a person about to commit suicide? "don't burn your bridges"? and that they should stop rejecting the help that they deserve?
father: yup.
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Hym "I shouldn't not be doing it and YOU SURE AS HELL SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT INSTEAD OF ME. That's for fucking sure. It's never going to not be a problem. I'm not going to be a priest. I'm not going to be a eunich. And I'm not ever going to ascent to the idea that it is fine for them to fuck you instead of me."
Hym "I shouldn't not be doing it and YOU SURE AS HELL SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT INSTEAD OF ME. That's for fucking sure. It's never going to not be a problem. I'm not going to be a priest. I'm not going to be a eunich. And I'm not ever going to ascent to the idea that it is fine for them to fuck you instead of me."
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Hym "What about that do you think would NOT be an involved process? I'm doing it bitch. Relax. Are you going to do it? No. You suck. You want me to do it faster, skip to the end. You see how it's all about subordinating me to your whim? You see how that works?"
Hym "What about that do you think would NOT be an involved process? I'm doing it bitch. Relax. Are you going to do it? No. You suck. You want me to do it faster, skip to the end. You see how it's all about subordinating me to your whim? You see how that works?"
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