Boy: I’m about to go to my girl house
Friend: what y’all finna do
Boy: I’m bout to eat her pussy didn’t you hear tomorrow is national eat pussy day
Friend: what y’all finna do
Boy: I’m bout to eat her pussy didn’t you hear tomorrow is national eat pussy day
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Emily: “To do what?”
Forest: “Imma eat her out didn’t you hear tomorrow’s National Eat Pussy Day!”
Emily: “To do what?”
Forest: “Imma eat her out didn’t you hear tomorrow’s National Eat Pussy Day!”
by JuiceWorld June 24, 2018
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Get the sweeter than pigs pussy. mug.Girl 1: "Does anyone have any pads?"
Girl 2: "No, but I've got a tampon."
Girl 1: "I ASKED FOR A PAD, NOT A FRIKING INSERT-PUSSY-TON!"
Girl 2: "No, but I've got a tampon."
Girl 1: "I ASKED FOR A PAD, NOT A FRIKING INSERT-PUSSY-TON!"
by DarthLOL February 11, 2009
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"Wow..... your outfit is killing it"
"Thanks! I was feelin myself in it haha"
"You making all the pussies wet and dicks hard tonight"
"Thanks! I was feelin myself in it haha"
"You making all the pussies wet and dicks hard tonight"
by Yowelcum February 1, 2017
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Grab a girl and fuck her in the pussy on APRIL 17TH!!!
Grab a girl and fuck her in the pussy on APRIL 17TH!!!
Tom: hey dude wanna chill?
Jerry: nah today is national pussy fuck day! The day you should get out, find a girl and celebrate
Jerry: nah today is national pussy fuck day! The day you should get out, find a girl and celebrate
by Obf.charles May 25, 2018
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